updated 12.10.24 
🎅 merry christmas 2024🎅
hello, reluctant christmas card webpage visitor,
   it's another year down the road and changes have been made. we now live in michigan through the non-winter months and snowbirding in florida. it is my goal to drive slow during the rush hours, as retribution for all the years i had to endure jackass snowbirds in the past. all's fair in love and revenge. feel free to call me and leave a voicemail.
   on that happy note, have a christmas!  
   may you and yours power through 2025!

mike
 
bad elf on the shelfchristmas page archive
a collection of time waster desktop games.
elf bowling 1 - the original elf bowling game.
elf bowling 2 - more like elf shuffleboard.
elf bowling 3 - slingshoot elves at targets far far away.
toboggan - jump a toboggan through a hoop of fire.
no installation required, safe and virus free, download, and play.
no elves are harmed while playing these games.

holiday fonts - with handy font viewer and installer.
festive backgrounds - holiday background desktop tiles.
fun and free! so who's your buddy now? that's right, i am.

more holiday distractions.

elf yourself - a favorite that's sure to annoy your friends.
jibjab.com - additional annoyance factor.
norad - track santa on radar.
google's santa tracker - if google can't find him, nothing can.
archie mcphee - weird things to buy
awkwardfamilyphotos.com - send yours!
 
fun christmas tunes
the nutcracker (complete)
jenna and mike
jingle bells
the chipmunks
christmas don't be late
the chipmunks
jingle bells
the chipmunks
all i want is my two front teeth
the chipmunks
rudolf (with gene autry)
pundits
i wanna come home for christmas
barking dogs
jingle bells
barking dogs
jazzy jingle bells
barking dogs
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
barking dogs
we wish you a merry christmas
jingle cats
oh christmas tree
bob and doug mckenzie
12 days of christmas
bob and tom
i want a boob job for christmas
bobby gaylor
stop giving me crap for christmas
barry gordon
i'm getting nuttin' for christmas
you're a mean one, mr. grinch
how the grinch stole xmas (complete)
grandma got run over by a reindeer
grandpa got ran over by a beer truck
there's something stuck in the chimney
i farted on santas lap
walking around in women's underwear
james last
john lennon
happy xmas
greg lake
i believe in father christmas
monty python
ho ho f**king ho
 rated r 
beatle fans! fab christmas greetings.
 
december 6th is saint nicholas day.
hang your stockings on december 5th or you hate tradition.
   Early in the Advent season, celebrate a feast that has been popular for centuries in Christian countries, especially in Northern Europe. In our over-commercialized society, this holiday gives us a good "teaching moment" to remind children that Jolly Santa Claus, is, in fact, Saint Nicholas, a fourth century bishop of the city of Myra in what is now Turkey.

   Saint Nicholas was renowned for his great kindness and his generous aid to those in distress. Among the kind and miraculous acts attributed to him are saving three young girls from prostitution by secretly providing them with dowries, raising three murdered boys from the dead, and saving sailors caught in stormy seas. For these reasons, he is considered the patron saint of children, unmarried girls, and sailors, among others.

   Traditional celebrations of Saint Nicholas Day in Northern Europe included gifts left in children's shoes (the origin of our American Christmas stockings). Good children receive treats - candies, cookies, apples and nuts, while naughty children receive switches or lumps of coal. Sometimes coins were left in the shoes, reminiscent of the the life-saving doweries the saint provided. Today - especially in families of German extraction - children still put a shoe outside their bedroom doors on the eve of Saint Nicholas Day, and expect to find candy and coins or small gifts in their shoe on December 6th.

   In some households the father of the family may dress up as Saint Nicholas on the eve of his feast. He comes in, sometimes with his sidekick, Krampus or Black Peter, and helps each child examine his conscience. He admonishes the bad and rewards the good. If your family enjoys theatrics, this is a wonderful opportunity early in Advent to inspire children to amend their ways in preparation for the coming King.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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