the 'diarrhea song' it's gross, childish, immature, and you want to send one in. updated 06.22.17

jenna: when you're rolling' like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea you think you're feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea if you think your friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea heyou: it's hard to make a rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea you really want to shout, as it keeps on gushing out, diarrhea, diarrhea you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea you know you're having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea that's the way it goes, when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea if you're feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea if you're swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea when your stomach's really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea you're running really fast, cuz it's squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea your butt's about to spew, and there's nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt makes anal gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea dawn: when you ate a steak 'n cheese and it's dripping past your knees, diarrhea, diarrhea jeanna: when your ass is feelin' full, and you're about to fill the bowl, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're stuck on a road trip, and you feel it's about to slip, diarrhea, diarrhea

thanks to all of you with as much time to waste as we do: when you do that special dance, just before you fill your pants, diarrhea, diarrhea. when your stomach starts to heave, you know your lunch is going to leave, diarrhea, diarrhea. when you're sitting in a meeting, it's not a pleasant greeting, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're making conference calls and out your butt it falls, diarrhea, diarrhea when they ask what's the matter because they thought they heard a splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea when you can't get off the phone, to go find a pooping zone, diarrhea, diarrhea when you can't keep your cheeks together and its getting warm and wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea when out your ass it falls in smelly squishy runny balls, diarrhea, diarrhea On your legs it's running down and your socks are turning brown, diarrhea, diarrhea you find you've followed through with a runny bubbly poo, diarrhea, diarrhea When ya really got to go, but your momma tells you No, diarrhea, diarrhea. when you're moshing in the pit, and you spray the crowd with shit, diarrhea, diarrhea when you decimate the can, flush twice and use the fan, diarrhea, diarrhea when your fishing for some bass, and its flowing out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea when your butt it starts to pee then you definitely have the D., diarrhea, diarrhea when you're wishin its just gas, but its blowin out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're hanging upside down, and your face is turning brown, diarrhea, diarrhea you're not feeling really groovy, and your butt feels like a smoothie, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're sitting on your tushy, and your butt feels kinda squishy, diarrhea, diarrhea you feel it in your gut, 'cause you're peeing out your butt, diarrhea, diarrhea when it's paper that you lack and you've crapped all up your back, diarrhea, diarrhea It's The Last Thing On Your Mind, And It Comes Out Your Behind, diarrhea, diarrhea you're putting on your clothes, and something's running down your hose, diarrhea, diarrhea Though quite against your urging, fecal goo begins surging, diarrhea, diarrhea when your ass is red and bloody, from wiping off the muddy, diarrhea, diarrhea there was a guy named steve, and he had it up his sleeve, diarrhea, diarrhea when your eating swiss cheese, and you fill your pants with ease, diarrhea, diarrhea if your climbing up a mountain, and yur butt is a chocolate fountain, diarrhea, diarrhea your toilet needs are dire, and your butt hole is on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea when your slidin out of bed, and u feel somethin spread, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're about to depart, and you feel a juicy fart, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're eating french fries, and the plant beside you dies, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're walking in the snow, and you feel something flow, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're feeling kind of grumpy, and you feel a little lumpy, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're playing with a monkey, and you feel something chunky, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're having a nice dream, and you blow that anal steam, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're eating frosted flakes, and you bubbling rectum quakes, diarrhea, diarrhea a skip and a hop, and then you feel a plop, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're peeing out your ass, what looks like pureed grass, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're fartin' up a meeting, and you're messing up the seating, diarrhea, diarrhea When the toilet's gettin' full, 'cause you're crappin' like a bull, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sitting in the car, And it smells worse than hot tar, diarrhea, diarrhea when you think you're gonna bomb it, but your butt begins to vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea when you go to drop a brick, and instead your ass makes sick, diarrhea, diarrhea make a courtesy flush, if your toilet's full of slush, diarrhea, diarrhea don't miss the porcelain chasm, when your ass begins to spasm, diarrhea, diarrhea you had a burrito with gaucamole, now you've birthed something unholy, diarrhea, diarrhea you wanna drop a deuce, but instead it's chocolate mousse, diarrhea, diarrhea when you feel like going roaming, but your ass starts to foaming, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're doing something cruel, and you feel a little drool, diarrhea, diarrhea When you are laying on your towel, And you smell something fowl, diarrhea, diarrhea When you are sitting on the potty, And you smell a little rotty, diarrhea, diarrhea Some Doctors like to treat it, some Nurses like to eat it, diarrhea, diarrhea When you've got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea When your laying on your bed, and it smells like something's dead, diarrhea, diarrhea you're blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're eatin' some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea When you feel a li'l loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea When your colon starts to swell, and your butt's not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea Toward a toilet you make haste, and you're oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea When your car is goin' fast, and the blow-out's from your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea When your butt is in air, and it's squirting everywhere, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're at the school dance, and there's squishy in your pants, diarrhea, diarrhea just as you bend down, the wall behind you gets sprayed brown, diarrhea, diarrhea when you pull your panties down, and you see something brown, diarrhea, diarrhea When you see it in the gutter, And it looks like peanut butter, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're running from police, and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea you're eatin' cottage cheese, and it's stickin' to your knees, diarrhea, diarrhea when you take a sip of beer, and it squirts right out your rear, diarrhea, diarrhea you're feeling like crud, when you feel that hot butt mud, diarrhea, diarrhea you're in the middle of a shower, and you feel that anal power, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're cutting up your bread, and you feel that poopoo spread, diarrhea, diarrhea you're wearing your new dress, but your date's not too impressed, diarrhea, diarrhea you drank too much last night, now your ass is taking flight, diarrhea, diarrhea you think that you can flush, then you feel another rush, diarrhea, diarrhea to some people it's taboo, but in san francisco it's so new, diarrhea, diarrhea you're drinking gin & tonics, then you're gettin' high colonics, diarrhea, diarrhea When you get pulled over by the cops, and your anal muscle pops, diarrhea, diarrhea Your undies are a stainin', 'cause your sphincter is a drainin', diarrhea, diarrhea When you try to pass some gas, but instead you wet your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea It looks like dirty butter, When it's running down the gutter, diarrhea, diarrhea when your pickin' out your thong, and you're feelin' sumthin' wrong, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're biking down the street, and it splatters on your feet, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're dancin' like a fool, and you make a big brown pool, diarrhea, diarrhea when your sitting on the pot, and your ass begins to rot, diarrhea, diarrhea when your sitting on a bench, and you smell a funky stench, diarrhea, diarrhea When your running down the track, and it oozes down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea when your butt feels really funny, and it comes out brown and runny, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're riding in the car, and bathroom's really far, diarrhea, diarrhea what you thought was just a fart, made your pants a work of art, diarrhea, diarrhea I was sitting in a tree, and it trickled down my knee, diarrhea, diarrhea you find a peanut on your pinky, and your finger's kinda stinky, diarrhea, diarrhea I can tell by the smell, you're not feeling very well, diarrhea, diarrhea when you strain to hear the words, and the whole theater hears your turds, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're foamin' at the ass, but you're just laughin' from the grass, diarrhea, diarrhea you weed and feed your grass, with liquid fertilizer ass, diarrhea, diarrhea you try to hold your breath, as you're leaking liquid death, diarrhea, diarrhea Just when you think its gonna stop, you gotta run and get a mop, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're running in a race, and something splatters in your face, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're sitting on the bowl, and stuff is dripping from your hole, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're standing in the rain, and you're screaming out in pain, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're feeling kinda sick, and you need a toilet quick, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're sliding into second, and you feel something beckon, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're sliding into third, and you feel a little turd, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're sliding into home, and you feel a burst of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're driving down the road, and you gotta drop a load, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're driving in your chevy, and you feel something heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea some people think it's funny, but it's really hot and runny, diarrhea, diarrhea no pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're climbing up the ladder, and you hear something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea when you wake up in the morning, and your pants are overflowing, diarrhea, diarrhea when your doing hula hoop, and you squirt a squishy poop, diarrhea, diarrhea you try to squeeze your cheeks, and out your butt it leaks, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're eating tasty nachos, and your pants become gazpacho, diarrhea, diarrhea Some people think it's gross, but it's really good on toast, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're playing "pull my finger", And your butt lets out a zinger, diarrhea, diarrhea When most of what you excrete, Hits the bottom of the seat, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're dinner party's spoiled, 'Cause your pants just got soiled, diarrhea, diarrhea When you think it's solid poop, But it feels like Chunky® Soup, diarrhea, diarrhea You know it's going to hurt, With each painful, burning squirt, diarrhea, diarrhea You feel like you're in labor, And you need three rolls of toilet paper, diarrhea, diarrhea When you spread apart your tushy, and it comes out brown and mushy, diarrhea, diarrhea When you feel the tide a mountin', then it's gushing like a fountain, diarrhea, diarrhea When your pants smell like shit, and you don't think you can sit, diarrhea, diarrhea you just start your flirting, and your ass starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea When you're going down the slide, and You feel SOMETHING glide, diarrhea, diarrhea When all you've done is fastin', And your ass is still a blastin', diarrhea, diarrhea When your surfin' on the 'net, And your chair gets hot and wet, diarrhea, diarrhea When your drivin' in your Dodge, And your bowels start to dislodge, diarrhea, diarrhea You make a nasty frown, As your jeans are turnin' brown, diarrhea, diarrhea you really get annoyed, cuz it's hell on hemmorhoids, diarrhea, diarrhea Just relaxin' in the pool, Then your butt begins to drool, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're sitting in your class, and it's blowing out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea you're eating toaster strudels, and it's squirting out like noodles, diarrhea, diarrhea you think it's just a poop, but it comes out just like soup, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're riding on the tram, and your butt begins to jam, diarrhea, diarrhea you're playing with your pet, and your butt is moist and wet, diarrhea, diarrhea when you eat at pizza hut, and your ass just won't stay shut, diarrhea, diarrhea you've just eaten a wiener, and your shit's a little greener, diarrhea, diarrhea it hits you in a flash, and you make a gooey splash, diarrhea, diarrhea home page