updated 12.24.19 
🎅 merry christmas 2019 🎅
hello, person intrigued enough to be tricked into visiting this bogus christmas card webpage,
   i have procrastinated this page until the morning of christmas eve and have squat nothing new to add. i suppose this is a relief, so you can get on with your day without having to expend too much energy with my nonsense.
   may you and yours celebrate diversity, by mocking those unlike yourselves for your own amusement, this holiday season and all through the new year!
mike 'mr. tolerance' straub
 
 
 

your additions are welcome.
have a great holiday!
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