hello (insert your name here),
welcome to my lazy postage saving online christmas card webpage. i made it just for you. i almost forgot to post it and i'm sure you wished i had.
as per usual, christmas began in august, when stores try to get a jump on this festive retail holiday. i tend to try and ignore it, but before too long, it's in hot competition with halloween. within a couple weeks later, thanksgiving is just a speed bump on the road to an all out assault on our nerves. by the time christmas actually rolls around, this guy is pretty much over it.
so on that happy note...
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may you and yours tolerate each other this holiday season!
mike, self anointed christmas czar
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