hello all you groovy elves and elvettes. instead of sending you a store bought christmas card that i hurriedly throw together along with dozens of others, each with as much thought as a shopping list, i present my hurriedly thrown together annual 'christmas web card', with as much thought as a more involved shopping list, one that spans several stores, covering not only food, but supplementary items used in and about the house, such as hard goods from your local big box hardware outlet, as well as commonly
purchased items at the auto parts store, in order to keep the vehicle running all through the winter season and beyond, thus allowing me to write this incredibly long sentence, in an effort to create the illusion of valid content, in an otherwise boring holiday
greeting. (inhale) i do this just for you and no one else, because you are my favorite! plus, i know you will come back and look at this every day, just like you do for all my web christmas cards from years gone by!
there, i think i have input a sufficient word count in order to simulate compelling content. if i think of any more to add, i'll pop back in and drag this horror show on a bit longer.
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have a merry and a new!
yours, until i fall asleep,
mike "captain christmas" straub
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