hello and welcome to my 2015 'christmas card substitution web page'. it's mostly a rehash of the same nonsense i offered up last year, just like real christmas cards. i hope 2015 was good to you. it was good enough for me.
it's somewhat hard to get into the spirit, being as the air conditioning is still on as i type. the only real change this time of year is the legions of northerners showing off their driving skilless. that and the fact just running life's regular errands becomes fraught with human obstacles. all i need are these two cans of spray paint, but i'll wait here patiently as you complain to the manager about how much better the christmas trees are in michigan.
my kids are doing well and that always makes life so much better. spent a great day with them at thanksgiving. i feel i
hit the kid jackpot.
anyway, i wish all y'all the usual niceties one wishes this time of year. if you see me behind you at the 'home depot', get the hell out of the way, i gots work to do!
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may you successfully dodge evil in 2016.
yours, as long as you pay the prerequisite fee,
mike "absent-father christmas" straub
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