merry christmas, nearly everybody!
 
   hello and welcome to my 2008 'christmas card substitution web page'. another year, already done. last year's page was an overwhelming success and i know all of you couldn't wait until this year for more. you are all so kind.
   usually i go on about the failings of mankind and our seemingly endless rush to mess things up even more. not this year, no way. it's all good, kids. things be good! make the most of what you have and screw all the bs that rains down around us. oh yeah, get some beer and those spicy meat sticks while you're at it. even vegan's eat those when no one is looking.
   that's pretty much it, really. i hope you have a great christmas or whatever holiday you recognize as being far superior to the others. be sure to have cookies. people like cookies.
   work hard, get enough sleep, and may 2009 be the year where hope, change, hope, and change bring hope and change to everyone.

in all seriousness, do have a great christmas and a happy new year.


yours serendipitously,
mike "mr. christmas" straub
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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