thanks to all of you with as much time to waste as we do:

when you do that special dance, just before you fill your pants, diarrhea, diarrhea. Uncle Chunk

when your stomach starts to heave, you know your lunch is going to leave, diarrhea, diarrhea. Uncle Chunk

when you're sitting in a meeting, it's not a pleasant greeting, diarrhea, diarrhea nicole marra

when you're making conference calls and out your butt it falls, diarrhea, diarrhea nicole marra

when you're boss asks what's the matter because he thought he heard a splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea nicole marra

when you can't get off the phone, to go find a pooping zone, diarrhea, diarrhea nicole marra

when you can't keep your cheeks together and its getting warm and wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea nicole marra

and out your ass it falls in smelly squishy runny balls, diarrhea, diarrhea nicole marra

On your legs it's running down and your socks are turning brown, Diarrhea, Diarrhea Karen

you find you've followed through with a runny bubbly poo, Diarrhea, Diarrhea Karen

When ya really got to go, but your momma tells you No, diarrhea, diarrhea. Lola111472

when you're moshing in the pit, and you spray the crowd with shit, diarrhea, diarrhea weeshnaw

when you decimate the can, flush twice and use the fan, diarrhea, diarrhea weeshnaw

when your fishing for some bass, and its flowing out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea Daniel H.

when your butt it starts to pee then you definitely have the D., diarrhea, diarrhea miriam

when you're wishin its just gas, but its blowin out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea  Alex Lee

when you're hanging upside down, and your face is turning brown, diarrhea, diarrhea Andy K.

you're not feeling really groovy, and your butt feels like a smoothie, diarrhea, diarrhea Andy K.

when you're sitting on your tushy, and your butt feels kinda squishy, diarrhea, diarrhea Andy K.

you feel it in your gut, 'cause you're peeing out your butt, diarrhea, diarrhea Andy K.

when it's paper that you lack and you've crapped all up your back, diarrhea, diarrhea Heather

Its The Last Thing On Your Mind, And It Comes Out Your Behind, diarrhea, diarrhea Zack

you're putting on your clothes, and something's running down your hose, diarrhea, diarrhea Mirr

Though quite against your urging, fecal goo begins surging, diarrhea, diarrhea Seth

when your ass is red and bloody, from wiping off the muddy, diarrhea, diarrhea the smith

there was a guy named steve, and he had it up his sleeve, diarrhea, diarrhea Dee Dee

when your eating swiss cheese, and you fill your pants with ease, diarrhea, diarrhea cRuz

if your climbing up a mountain, and yur butt is a chocolate fountain, diarrhea, diarrhea jo

your toilet needs are dire, and your butt hole is on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea bonsai

when your slidin out of bed, and u feel somethin spread, diarrhea, diarrhea kiki

When you're about to depart, and you feel a juicy fart, diarrhea, diarrhea B-Chan

When you're eating french fries, and the plant beside you dies, diarrhea, diarrhea Stephen

when you're walking in the snow, and you feel something flow, diarrhea, diarrhea Courtney

When you're feeling kind of grumpy, and you feel a little lumpy, diarrhea, diarrhea BUTT MUDD

When you're playing with a monkey, and you feel something chunky, diarrhea, diarrhea BUTT MUDD

When you're having a nice dream, and you blow that anal steam, diarrhea, diarrhea tony

When you're eating frosted flakes, and you bubbling rectum quakes, diarrhea, diarrhea Xtreme

a skip and a hop, and then you feel a plop, diarrhea, diarrhea trent

When you're peeing out your ass, what looks like pureed grass, diarrhea, diarrhea MoonDragon

When you're fartin' up a meeting, and you're messing up the seating, diarrhea, diarrhea MoonDragon

When the toilet's gettin' full, 'cause you're crappin' like a bull, diarrhea, diarrhea MoonDragon

When you're sitting in the car, And it smells worse than hot tar, diarrhea, diarrhea MoonDragon

when you think you're gonna bomb it, but your butt begins to vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea phyl

when you go to drop a brick, and instead your ass makes sick, diarrhea, diarrhea phyl

make a courtesy flush, if your toilet's full of slush, diarrhea, diarrhea spencer

don't miss the porcelain chasm, when your ass begins to spasm, diarrhea, diarrhea spencer

you had a burrito with gaucamole, now you've birthed something unholy, diarrhea, diarrhea

you wanna drop a deuce, but instead it's chocolate mousse, diarrhea, diarrhea Casey

when you feel like going roaming, but your ass starts to foaming, diarrhea, diarrhea skip

when you're doing something cruel, and you feel a little drool, diarrhea, diarrhea Tiara (a mean girl)

When you are laying on your towel, And you smell something fowl, diarrhea, diarrhea Tiara

When you are sitting on the potty, And you smell a little rotty, diarrhea, diarrhea Tiara

Some Doctors like to treat it, some Nurses like to eat it, diarrhea, diarrhea April

When you've got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea April

When your laying on your bed, and it smells like something's dead, diarrhea, diarrhea Jazmine

you're blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea Shmoozer2

when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea utensil

When you're eatin' some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea Iain

When you feel a li'l loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea Fartlok D.

When your colon starts to swell, and your butt's not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea

Toward a toilet you make haste, and you're oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea lindsey

When your car is goin' fast, and the blow-out's from your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea lindsey

When your butt is in air, and it's squirting everywhere, diarrhea, diarrhea Eric

when you're at the school dance, and there's squishy in your pants, diarrhea, diarrhea taki

just as you bend down, the wall behind you gets sprayed brown, diarrhea, diarrhea Kat P.

when you pull your panties down, and you see something brown, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you see it in the gutter, And it looks like peanut butter, diarrhea, diarrhea Shabba

When you're running from police, and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea Moniz

you're eatin' cottage cheese, and it's stickin' to your knees, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you take a sip of beer, and it squirts right out your rear, diarrhea, diarrhea doc

you're feeling like crud, when you feel that hot butt mud, diarrhea, diarrhea lexi

you're in the middle of a shower, and you feel that anal power, diarrhea, diarrhea lexi

when you're cutting up your bread, and you feel that poopoo spread, diarrhea, diarrhea lexi

you're wearing your new dress, but your date's not too impressed, diarrhea, diarrhea

you drank too much last night, now your ass is taking flight, diarrhea, diarrhea

you think that you can flush, then you feel another rush, diarrhea, diarrhea

to some people it's taboo, but in san francisco it's so new, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're drinking gin & tonics, then you're gettin' high colonics, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you get pulled over by the cops, and your anal muscle pops, diarrhea, diarrhea ShaFreakah

Your undies are a stainin', 'cause your sphincter is a drainin', diarrhea, diarrhea Brian

When you try to pass some gas, but instead you wet your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea Kashman

It looks like dirty butter, When it's running down the gutter, diarrhea, diarrhea Karen

when your pickin' out your thong, and you're feelin' sumthin' wrong, diarrhea, diarrhea Kt

when you're biking down the street, and it splatters on your feet, diarrhea, diarrhea Mojo

when you're dancin' like a fool, and you make a big brown pool, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your sitting on the pot, and your ass begins to rot, diarrhea, diarrhea Jenifer

when your sitting on a bench, and you smell a funky stench, diarrhea, diarrhea la_medusa

When your running down the track, and it oozes down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea Anthony

when your butt feels really funny, and it comes out brown and runny, diarrhea, diarrhea taylor

when you're riding in the car, and bathroom's really far, diarrhea, diarrhea katelyn and layne

what you thought was just a fart,  made your pants a work of art, diarrhea, diarrhea kurlee

I was sitting in a tree, and it trickled down my knee, diarrhea, diarrhea

you find a peanut on your pinky, and your finger's kinda stinky, diarrhea, diarrhea PooPDaddY

I can tell by the smell, you're not feeling very well, diarrhea, diarrhea PooPDaddY

when you strain to hear the words, and the whole theater hears your turds, diarrhea, diarrhea lbh

when you're foamin' at the ass, but you're just laughin' from the grass, diarrhea, diarrhea lbh

you weed and feed your grass, with liquid fertilizer ass, diarrhea, diarrhea lbh

you try to hold your breath, as you're leaking liquid death, diarrhea, diarrhea lbh

Just when you think its gonna stop, you gotta run and get a mop, diarrhea, diarrhea steve

When you're running in a race, and something splatters in your face, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sitting on the bowl, and stuff is dripping from your hole, diarrhea, diarrhea  danielle

When you're standing in the rain, and you're screaming out in pain, diarrhea, diarrhea  Chris

when you're feeling kinda sick, and you need a toilet quick, diarrhea, diarrhea 

when you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into second, and you feel something beckon, diarrhea, diarrhea 

when you're sliding into third, and you feel a little turd, diarrhea, diarrhea 

when you're sliding into home, and you feel a burst of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea 

when you're driving down the road, and you gotta drop a load, diarrhea, diarrhea 

when you're driving in your chevy, and you feel something heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea 

some people think it's funny, but it's really hot and runny, diarrhea, diarrhea 

no pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain, diarrhea, diarrhea 

when you're climbing up the ladder, and you hear something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you wake up in the morning, and your pants are overflowing, diarrhea, diarrhea  meg

when your doing hula hoop, and you squirt a squishy poop, diarrhea, diarrhea  Mark G.

you try to squeeze your cheeks, and out your butt it leaks, diarrhea, diarrhea Aaron

when you're eating tasty nachos, and your pants become gazpacho, diarrhea, diarrhea  ron

Some people think it's gross, but it's really good on toast, diarrhea, diarrhea  Montezuma

When most of what you excrete, Hits the bottom of the seat, diarrhea, diarrhea  Raphael C.

When you're dinner party's spoiled, 'Cause your pants just got soiled, diarrhea, diarrhea  Raphael C.

When you think it's solid poop, But it feels like Chunky® Soup, diarrhea, diarrhea  Raphael C.

You know it's going to hurt, With each painful, burning squirt, diarrhea, diarrhea  Raphael C.

You feel like you're in labor, And you need three rolls of toilet paper, diarrhea, diarrhea Raphael C.

When you spread apart your tushy, and it comes out brown and mushy, diarrhea, diarrhea  Libby C.

When you feel the tide a mountin', then it's gushing like a fountain, diarrhea, diarrhea  Libby C.

When your pants smell like shit, and you don't think you can sit, diarrhea, diarrhea bob

you just start your flirting, and your ass starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea

When your going down the slide, and You feel SOMETHING glide, diarrhea, diarrhea

When all you've done is fastin', And your ass is still a blastin', diarrhea, diarrhea  Chadly

When your surfin' on the 'net, And your chair gets hot and wet, diarrhea, diarrhea  Chadly

When your drivin' in your Dodge, And your bowels start to dislodge, diarrhea, diarrhea  Chadly

You make a nasty frown, As your jeans are turnin' brown, diarrhea, diarrhea  Chadly

you really get annoyed, cuz it's hell on hemmorhoids, diarrhea, diarrhea  Chadly

Just relaxin' in the pool, Then your butt begins to drool, diarrhea, diarrhea  Chadly

when you're sitting in your class, and it's blowing out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea john

you're eating toaster strudels, and it's squirting out like noodles, diarrhea, diarrhea ashley

you think it's just a poop, but it comes out just like soup, diarrhea, diarrhea ashley

when you're riding on the tram, and your butt begins to jam, diarrhea, diarrhea ashley

you're playing with your pet, and your butt is moist and wet, diarrhea, diarrhea ashley

when you eat at pizza hut, and your ass just won't stay shut, diarrhea, diarrhea l.c.s.

you've just eaten a wiener, and your shit's a little greener, diarrhea, diarrhea l.c.s.

it hits you in a flash, and you make a gooey splash, diarrhea, diarrhea l.c.s.

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